Tofu Dogs = Dogs eat Tofu

So my boyfriend and I are trying to eat less meat and eat a bit healthier. We tried tofu dogs last night with little success. I made pigs in a blanket and also put a tofu dog in the baked beans. The baked beans were good because you couldn't taste the tofu dogs. Unfortunately, the pigs in a blanket were a mass failure. I managed to eat mine by smothering it in ketchup and mustard, but he barely choked his down. My boyfriend said they reminded him of elementary cafeteria food. That can't be a compliment. Needless to say, they became dog food snacks. Sorry tofu dogs, but you are disgusting!